COUGH…COUGH…COUGHCOUGHCOUGHCOUGH
HHHRRRRAAAUUUUGGHHHHHHHHH
BOIYOIYOIYOIYOIYOIINNGGGGGGG
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In an instant all 6 UNUSUAL BEINGS merge into a single entity and are catapulted into another universe. WTF was that about?
As you settle into your chair after a confusing but semi-erotic series of events, a booming voice from far away sounds:
KARAHNARA, YOU HAVE FREED ME FROM THIS DIMENSION AND I AM ETERNALLY GRATEFUL. THANKS TO YOU, I AM NOW IN THE SPIRIT PLANE AND I CAN BE MY AUTHENTIC SELF. ALSO, I CAN FINALLY CATCH UP ON THE SHOWS I’VE BEEN MISSING OUT ON AND CAN WATCH FOOTBALL WITH THE OTHER FAERIES
GO BILLS
IN ORDER TO RETURN TO YOUR OG LIFE, LOOK AT YOUR PARTNER, CLOSE YOUR EYES, AND TAKE 6 BREATHS. WHEN YOU OPEN YOUR EYES, ASK YOURSELF:
AM I HOME?
What does home
look like?
What does home
feel like?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!
I
LOVE
YOU
Love,
Spencer